michaxl:

you dont like the word breast??? ok we’re having chicken boobs for dinner

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egg-rolls:

my hobbies include being right and petting other peoples cats

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handpickedhappiness:

thevoxbox:

charlesoberonn:

giftvvrap:

will you marry me = a marriage proposal
will, you, Mary, me = a foursome proposal

Will you, Mary me = Cavewoman Mary helps Will recover from his Amnesia

Will, you marry me. = Will’s time-traveling partner

And people keep trying to tell me that punctuation isn’t important

I love punctuation

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